Showtime Surprise Lover Prints

"Judy's off today children, but once again we've got the lovely Caron Keating to stand in for her"

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Spoiler alert."

'I'm a star!'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Situation Tragedy.

King and Jester

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Beam me up. Scotty!

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Menopause and the City

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."