The Surprise Lover Prints

"I thought we said no presents!"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

$1: Family Secrets

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Surprise!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'