The Surprise Lover Mugs

"I thought we said no presents!"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Surprise!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Treasure Island Book.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers