Supernatural Sitcom Lover Prints

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

Trial by Media

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Situation Tragedy.

Vampire on a plane

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Wait! First, his attorney."