Sci-fi Sitcom Lover Prints

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."

"Did you say these writers are from Uranus?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You two seem oddly suited."