Sci-fi Tv Show Lover Prints

"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

Trial by Media

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'