Sci-fi Tv Show Lover Pillows

"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

Trial by Media

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Ascent of Machine.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Alien Snowmen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Alien Assumption

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.