Sci-fi Sitcom Lover Pillows

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."

"Did you say these writers are from Uranus?"

"Hey, says he would love to be stranded on an asteroid with anything green and bug-eyed. Alright!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

How am I abducting?

Star Wars vs Star Trek

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three