Sitcom Lover Prints

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'

'I made a mistake. I made eye contact.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

'Speaking as a colleague, I'd say don't do it. Speaking as a friend, I'd say do what you think is right. Speaking as Frank Spencer, I'd say ooooh Betty ...'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'If you think that's bad, you should see our bedroom wall!'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'I'm not sure when he went missing, officer. I just noticed his TV chair is empty.'

Situation Tragedy.

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

After hours TV.

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

"New sitcom! No video, just laugh track!"

'Randy! I heard you was kissin' Sally Jo in the silo and now you is plannin' to take her to the Hoedown!

Grim Reaper watches show called Life.

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"Is your mother-in-law still living with you?"

"Shall we go for a walk in the woods 'til it's finished?"

Rowan Atkinson

"All this sex on television has given a headache."

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Hi honey, I'm Homo Erectus!"

Blood Donor Centre

Larry David

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Wow, right out of Central Casting!"