Sitcom Fans Prints

"I took your advice."

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Applause

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

John Cleese.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Menopause and the City

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Haywatch

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

John Laurie

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Larry David

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'