Unexpected Surprise Lover Pillows

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Cupid

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'