Unexpected Surprise Lover Pillows

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Cupid

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'