Surprise Encounter Lover Pillows

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Monster in the Alley.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Cupid

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Surprised?"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'