Surprise Encounter Lover Pillows

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Monster in the Alley.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Cupid

Egg Surprise

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"Surprised?"

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Awkward Moments