Chance Encounter Lover Pillows

"Fancy meeting you here."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Well, that one got away."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Egg Surprise

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Awkward Moments

"Could you help me with this?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.