Quirky Meeting Lover Pillows

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Didgeridoos

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

His suggestion of a suicide pact was not altogether what she was expecting.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'