Quirky Meeting Lover Pillows

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Didgeridoos

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Romance

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Ohh darling - how lovely..!!"

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."