Chance Encounter Lover Mugs

"Fancy meeting you here."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Well, that one got away."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

King and Jester

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Could you help me with this?"

Awkward Moments

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.