Awkward Encounter Lover Mugs

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"I was happy that my girlfriend came to me to ask how to delete a contact from her iPhone. . . until I learned it was my contact that she was deleting."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Just don't be yourself."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Monster in the Alley.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."