Awkward Encounter Lover Gifts

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'En-counter'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Just don't be yourself."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Monster in the Alley.