Odds And Ends Lover Pillows

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

The princess and the key

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Queen.

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

Magestically Marble Hill

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Sparrow.

'I think we're out of focus.'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'