Odds And Ends Lover Gifts

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

The princess and the key

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Queen.

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Magestically Marble Hill

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning