"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."
Deal Making Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and entrepreneurial spirit of a deal making lover? Our fun and clever products are designed to inspire and entertain anyone passionate about closing deals. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a playful t-shirt, or a stylish print, these items celebrate their knack for negotiation and smart thinking in a lighthearted way. Surprise them with something that matches their dynamic personality and makes their day a little brighter—and a lot more fun!
'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
'Now that I have your attention...'
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
The president's men
A fight in the Boardroom.
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'
"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."
"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'
'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'
'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'
You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!
"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."
'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'
Opening the door to new customers
Takeovers.
"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."
Deal Making Lover Gifts Collection
Deal Making Lover Mugs
Looking for more clever mugs for deal lovers? Explore our full range of humorous and inspiring mugs designed to celebrate their negotiation skills.
Deal Making Lover Pillows
Brighten up their space with a stylish pillow that combines comfort with a touch of entrepreneurial humor.
Deal Making Lover Prints
Decorate their office or home with prints that inspire and entertain—perfect for deal makers who love a humorous touch.
Deal Making Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that showcases their deal making passion—fun, witty, and ideal for everyday wear or special occasions.