"I don't care how evil they are, a deal's a deal. You get my soul and I get a permanent third hour substitute teacher."
Whimsical Deal Lover Gifts
If you’re shopping for someone who has a whimsical approach to life and a passion for snagging great deals, our collection offers delightful, playful gifts. From clever mugs to quirky t-shirts, our items are perfect for adding a touch of fun and fantasy to their everyday routines. Show your appreciation for their creative spirit with a gift that’s as unique as they are, combining humor, charm, and a love for bargains into every product.
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
Jungle Stores.
"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."
'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'
The worm that churned!
"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."
Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...
'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'
It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.
Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.
'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"
...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.
"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."
"And you wanted to throw me back."
'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'
Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.
"Look! A sushi bar!"
'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'
Banana
'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'
How much would you take off for cash?
'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."
"How much is the sign?"
'My biological clock finally went off.'
'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'
"I came, I saw I takeovered."
'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'
Whimsical Deal Lover Gifts Collection
Whimsical Deal Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for whimsical deal lovers. Find a playful, fun mug that adds charm to their mornings and matches their cheerful spirit.
Whimsical Deal Lover Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows for deal lovers! Choose from playful, charming designs that reflect their whimsical and bargain-loving personality.
Whimsical Deal Lover Prints
Transform their walls with prints that celebrate the whimsical deal lover in your life. Find vibrant, fun artwork that adds personality and charm to any room.
Whimsical Deal Lover T-Shirts
Discover our quirky t-shirts perfect for deal lovers who embrace the fun side of life. Find a creative design that lets them express their love for bargains.