Crafty Deal Seeker Gifts

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

All Day Deals!

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Shopping Torture

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."