Whimsical Finance Lover Gifts

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

In case of falling markets break glass.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Federal Guidelines

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'Hector owes us money ...'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

Bad end-of-year figures

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

US economy health.