Whimsical Finance Lover Pillows

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Federal Guidelines

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'It's a bill collector!'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Hector owes us money ...'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Bad end-of-year figures

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

US economy health.

I don't care if he was born on a record-breaking day, Dad, we're not naming him 'Nasdaq.'