Quirky Finance Fan Pillows

Self-made Millionaire.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Loan Alley

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Jumping Wall Street.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"Good news on Wall Street today"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."