Finance Fan With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

"At least we're consistent ... "

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Decline of the Euro.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Budget Cuts

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."