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'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

"At least we're consistent ... "

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

The Decline of the Euro.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Budget Cuts

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"How much do I need? How much you got?"