Finance Fan With A Furry Twist Pillows

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'I hear you have a side business.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

Social security cargo plane.

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

'...anything else, sir?'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

"I'm sorry, but the only 0% offer we can give you is the 0% chance of being accepted..."

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"If you're not happy with the new low pay rate of a million pounds that we've introduced, Watkins, I'm sure we can find someone else who will be."

Self-made Millionaire.