Funny Finance Aficionado Pillows

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Stock market investment advice

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Economy.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

Out of control

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'