Quirky Financial Enthusiast Gifts

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British savings accounts

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Budget Cuts

Clever pitbulls.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

The Bullish World