Romantic Deal Seeker Gifts

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Funnel of Love.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Bunny Hop Hug

"I've finally found my soulmate."