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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Baker Romance

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Bunny Hop Hug

Perfect Match

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'