Romantic Spark Seeker Pillows

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Love at First Sight

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Bunny Hop Hug

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"