Romantic Mystery Seeker Pillows

Come on Scott, everyone knows you're secretly dating Jill. You're the only two in the office that don't flirt!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I said slime."

Sitting in a tree

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Baker Romance

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Cheating Death.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Bigfoot tracks...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"