Romantic Spark Seeker Gifts

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Love at First Sight

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Funnel of Love.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

How oysters get engaged.

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Perfect Match

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I've finally found my soulmate."