Quirky Deal Seeker Pillows

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Everything for a buck.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

All Day Deals!

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

Shopping Torture

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'The business is worth $125,000, tops. We expect Google to offer us three billion.'