Romantic Role Seeker Gifts

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Statue of Female Executive

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

How oysters get engaged.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Funnel of Love.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"You had me at hell."