Romantic Role-player Gifts

I really enjoy this little romantic fantasy of ours, "The Lawyer and the Judge." But let

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

scrabble love

"They're class action figures."

"Am I through to the next round?"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Hunding

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."