Fantasy Role-player Gifts

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Gee, Harriet, you are the kinkiest!"

"i like role playing but this is sick!"

'Howard, do you mind if I call you 'Lance'?'

"Hey, Angel of Death! I'd like to see just how fast you really are!"

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

Hunding

Shepherd

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."