Mythical Role-player Gifts

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Hunding

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'