Medieval Role-player Gifts

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'I'm back. Thank you for waiting.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Jack Gleeson

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Princess.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."