Role-playing Gamers Gifts

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How about a game of cards?'

Little Princess.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'