Role-playing Games Gifts

'We just have to hope and pray they don't go around the side!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

Knight & Dragon

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Lacy and I were playing with my dollhouse and she foreclosed on it. I have to have Ken and Barbie out by the end of the month.'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Beware of the Dragon

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

Man with a cape

Kday & Knight Chemist

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Third Life'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Little Urologist

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

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"Can I borrow a knife, Mommy. . . Stevie and I are playing doctor, and I want to be a surgeon!"

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

Pocket protectors...

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

"On holiday again George"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I'm a vestal virgin.'