Roleplaying Gifts

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Sandra wished she'd been clearer with Colin when she told him to be more of an animal in bed.

No, I'm not mad --- I mean I literally need to vent!

"They're class action figures."

"What do you expect, he's literally a barbarian."

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I am Crom, God of Hyboria — I command you to obey me!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."