Roleplay Gifts

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"He wants you to dress up like Flo from the Progressive commercials or Flo from Mel's Diner? You know what? Never mind."

"It's cooties."

Cinderella DeSantis

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little Princess.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.