Animal Roleplay Gifts

'I'm tired of this cat and mouse game.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."