Animal Roleplay Pillows

'I'm tired of this cat and mouse game.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Little Princess.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."