Roleplay Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.

"This is Sharon Stone, naked."

"Look, I can do a nurse or a teacher. But I don't know anything about White House interns."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Let's try a little role play."

"They're class action figures."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Fancy Dress Box

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'