Role-play Lover Pillows

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Fancy Dress Box

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Let's try a little role play."