Role-play Lover Mugs

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Fancy Dress Box

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"Let's try a little role play."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'